The Bulls and Knicks troubled guards took center stage this week. We tell you which one we’d rather be stranded in a lifeboat with. Plus possible track titles for DeMarcus Cousins’s forthcoming R&B album and what former NBA player is averaging 38 ppg in China? The All-Star vote race is heating up, even if Hassan Whiteside thinks it’s dumb. We teach you the rules to Ice Cube’s 3-on-3 Summer League and which former pornstar had a war of words with Joel Embiid.