ZardCastZardCast EP. 82: Wizards Down 0-2 To Celtics, How Much To Eat Poop?, Boston Bash Sesh May 3, 2017 11:01 pm SHARE Podcast: download="EP_82_Wizards_Down_0-2_To_Celtics_How_Much_To_Eat_Poop_Boston_Bash_Sesh.mp3">Today on ZardCast, CT, Dave and Gary convene to discuss the Washington Wizards 0-2 hole to the Boston Celtics. Plus, how much to eat a piece of poop?, John Wall’s big night, Bradley Beal’s bummer of a night, reasons to be positive, bashing Boston fans, flipping back to game one, reflecting on a series win over the Atlanta Hawks and much more. Topics discussed include: How much would you need to get paid to eat poop? Gary reveals to the world he licked dog poop on a dare as a kid The guys still feeling ok with the Wizards down 0-2 Breaking down Bradley Beal’s dreadful night Bench rotation talk, nobody likes the John Wall-Brandon Jennings combo CT is mad about Isaiah Thomas’ soft fouls, Wall takes a beating and doesn’t get the same treatment Physical game all around Frustrating to see the starters wear down. Foul trouble has killed the Wizards Ian Mahinmi’s return still a complete mystery Wall has a huge night, unfortunately doesn’t do it for the Zards John’s last shot in regulation was circa 2015 John Wall end of quarter shots A big, cathartic Boston-bashing session Gary floats an alternate universe-Isaiah Thomas-Bill Simmons conspiracy theory Revisiting game one, the exciting start and the ultimate loss Dave get drunk at his mom’s birthday party, shampoo effects his day to watch game one The guys are kind of confident, excited for game three Ellen Degeneres keeps coming up on the show Reflecting on the series win over the Atlanta Hawks, Wall has an epic game six to close out the series Wall’s Instagram post, CT semi-rudely buries himself in his phone during a wedding following game six Phil Chenier’s last game. REMINDER: IT WAS A BAD DECISION Follow us on Twitter, sometimes we’re funny/interesting. Listen to the Almighty Baller Podcast Network on iTunes or check out the rest of the Almighty Baller Podcast Network at AlmightyBaller.com.